DO NOT BUY

Seriously. We're warning you. Don't do it.

🚨 CURRENT PRICE: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ | 24H CHANGE: +69,000% | MARKET CAP: TOO MUCH 🚨

⚠️ OFFICIAL WARNING ⚠️

This token has NO utility. NO roadmap. NO promises. It exists purely to tell you NOT to buy it. If you buy this, you're going directly against our explicit instructions. We warned you.

❌ Zero Utility

This token does absolutely nothing. It just sits there. Mocking you.

❌ No Roadmap

Our roadmap is literally just: "Tell people not to buy." That's it.

❌ Terrible Investment

We're literally telling you it's a bad idea. Why would you ignore us?

❌ Questionable Team

We're anonymous internet strangers. You shouldn't trust us.

STILL HERE? REALLY?

Fine. We can't stop you. But remember: we warned you.

DISCLAIMER: This is a satirical memecoin. Not financial advice. DYOR. You've been warned multiple times. We take no responsibility for your poor life choices. By continuing, you acknowledge that we explicitly told you NOT to buy this.